Category - Quotes

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Claustrophobia and the liquor store

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Stuck in traffic on the way to the gym to ride stationary bikes

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There’s plenty of fish in the sea

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No matter how funny you are, if I don’t like you, I won’t laugh

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I wasn’t planning of going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere

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If you tickle me I’m not responsible for your injuries

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Never go to bed angry

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Johnny Depp Quote – If you love two people at the same time

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You’ll get used to it

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When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi

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Being vague is alsmost as fun as doing the other thing

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Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid.

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People know the price of everything and the value of nothing – Oscar Wilde

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford

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The one who won’t go away

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Save water

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When life gives you lemons