Pretend you don’t have one

If you pretend you don’t have a heart when you are in a relationship, then you’re not going to get very far. Sure Charlie, this works if you are a habitual dater or if you are a “playa”, but if you want to fall in love, you can not pretend you have no heart. A broken heart is the risk that you have to take. That’s why it’s important to be friends with, and get to know the person you are interested in before you go handing them your fragile heart.

Pretend you dont have one

Please hang up and text me

This. Especially when a person doesn’t leave a message and calls multiple times in a row. They clearly want to talk to you enough to at least text you to let you know what annoying thing they want to get you involved in. Maybe we should ditch the phones and go back to the good old days of pagers and pay phones.

Please hang up and text me

Story of my life, minus the enthusiam part

This is a great quote, and I wish I could follow it. Trying to keep enthusiasm after failure is like trying to keep confidence and self esteem after you have been rejected by a girl/guy. Never easy. Maybe the one missing piece that I always forget about is that the way to keep enthusiasm alive is to visualize your goal. As long as you can still visualize that goal, you’ll be able to keep moving forward, even when you fail.

Story of my life minus the enthusiam part

Might want to get yourself tested

I remember when I got the call. I always suspected that I might be awesome, but then I received the news. I had to make many calls to people to let them know that since they’d interacted with me that they should probably get tested. A few of them got the results and found out they too were awesome. It appears that many of the others discovered they had antibodies and were immune to getting awesome.

Might want to get yourself tested

Admit it

I still do all of these. Especially forgetting why I walked into a room. It usually takes me a good half an hour to remember what I was doing. Must not have been that important. I still don’t want to believe that hearts aren’t shaped like the heart symbol. I’ll just keep it that way. Oh, just a heads up, don’t draw a sun on the corner of a job application. You probably won’t get the job. If I owned a business though, I’d hire someone right way if they drew a sun on their application.

Admit it