Vengance Cat

Never put it past your cat to get back at you for buying it yucky food and not re-stocking the cat nip supply. Wonder why your cat disappears for hours at a time? Yeah, they’re planning their vengeance against you during that time. So remember, always have quality cat food, multiple boxes for sitting, plenty of cat nip and a variety of toys. This will keep them pleased and distracted.

Vengance Cat

My precious

Most people think it’s super cute to watch cats go to work on the scratching post. What they don’t realize is they are sharpening their claws so they can sneak up on you later and scratch you for that extra pet or weird look you gave them earlier.

My precious

Can we keep him

Seems cute, but don’t forget that cats love use smaller animals as toys and don’t really care if they hurt them or not. Sorry kitty, you can’t keep him. We’ll get you a stuffed turtle filled with the finest cat nip.

Can we keep him

The Final Battle

Yes, the cat won. Not through fighting, but by completly freaking out the dogs. This still image shows the curious dogs getting close to the cat. A little boop, bop, pow on the nose from the tiny cat and those dogs went running. Cats aren’t afraid of dogs. Dogs know cats are evil and that’s why it’s so hard for them to walk past cats in hallways and stair wells.

The Final Battle

Hi, I found your cat

Every time I see this picture I wonder how I would react if a raccoon walked through the door carrying a cat. I think I’d either faint or scream like a little girl and completely freak out. It would probably be both. I’m going to assume that this picture is Photoshopped and I don’t ever have to worry about these creatures walking into my house trying to trade me cats for food.

Hi I found your cat

I don’t always meow as loud as i can

I have never had a cat of my own, but I’ve lived with roommates who have. This has to be one of the most annoying sleep disturbances ever. Pawing at the door and meowing at the top of their little lungs. It’s like an annoying ex who shows up at your house, unannounced, in the middle of the night and won’t stop banging on your door and screaming “let me in!”.

I dont always meow as loud as i can